Darkiplier incident of 1997

The Darkiplier incident of 1997, also known as the Great Darkiplier Invasion, was a coordinated attack by Darkiplier in the Republic of Ireland. The attack resulted in the death of 3,500 soldiers (primarily on Darkiplier's side), while also injuring future famous YouTuber Jacksepticeye. It occurred on February 7, 1997, and destroyed around $2,000,000 worth of property on Irish soil.

The Wave
Early in the morning on February 7, 1997, evil man Darkiplier ordered his supporters, which he dubbed the Darkies, to invade Ireland and occupy as much of the country, especially County Offaly, as possible. The Irish government estimated that at least 3,000 soldiers who pledged allegiance to Darkiplier entered the country by boat, while at most 250 attacked from within the country. Most of the soldiers came from the British Aisles, while a small handful came from mainland Europe and the United States by plane or boat. Within 30 minutes of the invasion being ordered, Darkiplier's forces had occupied the Irish villages of Rosslare, Kilmore Quay, Bannow Bay, and St. Helen's. The first wave had also destroyed several buildings in the town of Wexford.

During this time, Darkiplier forces abroad had begun launching missile strikes into Dublin in order to distract the Irish government. Darkiplier himself also entered the country during the Wave.

The Attack
After the Wave, Darkiplier used the confusion to travel deep into the country to County Offaly, home of Jacksepticeye. Before Jack had time to react, Darkiplier broke into his house and put down a bomb disguised as a tortoise. What followed was an explosion that nearly killed Jacksepticeye.

Darkiplier's forces were losing ground quickly to the Irish military, and so a full-scale retreat was declared and Darkiplier's forces left the country early in the afternoon.

International response
Irish President Mary Robinson was all like "fuck Darkiplier" and an international campaign against Darkiplier terrorism was launched. Future YouTuber Markiplier was interrogated for his supposed links to Darkiplier, to which Mark claimed Darkiplier was an alter ego he had tried to destroy ever since he was born.

An investigation into the damage done by the attack was performed by the United Nations, which had determined that primarily Darkiplier soldiers were the ones killed in the conflict, but that Ireland also lost several civilians as well as military personnel in the conflict.

U.S. President Bill Clinton condemned the attacks, offering support for the Irish government and promising to help "eradicate Darkiplier from the face of the Earth."

Causes
The most commonly theorized reason for the Darkiplier incident was the growing rivalry between future YouTube personality Jacksepticeye and Darkiplier. An unknown individual claimjng to be the real Darkiplier posted on an anonymous post online that he had foreseen the Antisepticeye incident and was trying to prevent it from occurring. It was also later discovered that Darkiplier had used microchips found inside of Irish vaccines to mind control several people to do his bidding, and Darkiplier could only have done this by tampering with local vaccine supplies in the counties his forces occupied during the invasion.

It's rumored that Darkiplier also was worried that Antisepticeye was too sexy for his own good, and that he himself was the only one who could be sexy on the internet.