Kamala Harris

Kamala Harris, born October 20, 1964, is an American politician serving as the Vice President under the Joe Biden administration.

History
Kamala Harris was brought by a stork to the doorsteps of her parents. She struggled to communicate with them when they brought her in, because Kamala Harris spoke an ancient African language. Scholars of this language dubbed it the "Niglish" language, having no links to other words that start with those three characters, of course.

Kamala Harris had developed a relationship with a kid called Joe Biden. They would write to each other every day writing smoochy smooch faces. Kamala Harris, to try and be all cute, would write the "卐" emoji (a symbol that Kamala believed meant that you loved someone dearly and wished peace upon them) while Joe Biden would respond with "🌽". This is important because Kamala Harris made the decision of putting a bunch of swastikas around her house.

When Kamala lost contact with Joe Biden and entered politics years later, she ran against Biden in the Democratic Primary in 2020. Joe Biden revealed the compromising swastika letters and Kamala Harris dropped out. However, Joe Biden liked the look of "that ass" and decided to make Kamala his running mate.

Kamala Harris and Joe Biden, despite what many believe, are not attracted to each other anymore. Joe Biden just finds that someone with a big Roblox dumptruck on his team is useful for absorbing bullets if either Kamala or Biden is being shot at. Also, its a great tool for crushing people, which Kamala did to Mike Pence.

Personality
Kamala Harris has a very condescending personality towards people she doesn't know. As a result, literally nobody is friends with her except for Biden (or are they more?????????????????)

Kamala Harris occasionally will stream video games on Twitch. She is literally awful at every game she plays but people still watch her because of reasons not at all relating to the fact that she is female.

Kamala Harris loves watching Game Theory. She personally believes that Mario is a Communist and that Mario is mental.

= Trivia =


 * Kamala Harris secretly is attracted to the people on My 600-lb Life.
 * Kamala Harris is on the walls
 * She has a Discord server, which you can join here
 * She is big. Really big