8-Bit Ryan

8-Bit Ryan (Arabic: المختار) is a mass terrorist recruited by Al-Qaeda to take down Joe Biden and the United States as a whole. He sometimes makes Lets Play videos on his channel, which he uses for income to fund his militia operations within the U.S. He is my favourite British YouTuber and is not at all a ripoff of another particular individual.

Early History
8-Bit Ryan was born in Courtenay, British Columbia, Canada. He was allegedly a quieter kid who would allegedly whisper racial slurs in the back of his classroom. Not much else is known about his past.

Ryan would occasionally steal random objects of value from his school. One time, he took an entire school alarm system, disabling and stealing all of the alarms from the building. He also blew up his elementary school "for the lolz."

Following reports of his young tendencies, Al-Qaeda recruited him to assist with their terrorist attacks against the United States. 8-Bit Ryan left his home during his teens to fly out to Afghanistan to meet up with Osama Bin Laden. According to leaked CIA and FBI documents, Ryan was given the task of starting up a YouTube channel and making lets plays to raise funds for Al-Qaeda. If this is true, then Ryan still is making money for Al-Qaeda.

Ryan's Jihad
8-Bit Ryan was given the task of forming a separate branch of Al-Qaeda known as the YouTube Islamic Jihad. Their objective was to free the United Kingdom (UK) from tyranny and establish a Muslim government. Ryan's group received international recognition as a terrorist organization not long after its founding.

As a leader of the YouTube Islamic Jihad, supported by Al-Qaeda, Ryan conceived of Islamism in the United Kingdom as a revolutionary movement of heroic fighters who would be joined by the masses in the wake of their victories; however, the movement was mostly a failure, including its crushing defeat and suppression by Westminster following the assassination of Baldi, one of Ryan's closest friends and a key advisor in the Jihad. The popular uprising envisioned by Ryan never came to be and some Islamist leaders, including Ryan himself, agreed to cease fire terms with the government. After these events, Ryan officially joined Al-Qaeda, which had aims that were international in scope and was focused on conflict with the United States rather than the ongoing localized conflict with the secular regime in the United Kingdom.

Reign of Ryan
The Reign of Ryan (Arabic: عهد ريان) was a series of anti-government protests, uprisings, and armed rebellions that spread across much of the world following the collapse of the YouTube Islamic Jihad. It began in response to corruption and economic stagnation and was influenced by the words and praise of 8-Bit Ryan on his YouTube channel. A major slogan of the demonstrators in the Arab world is ash-shaʻb yurīd isqāṭ an-niẓām! ("fart the bum and bum the fart.").

Ryan's Islamic propaganda caused YouTube to temporarily suspend his channel, however after Allah showed Susan Wojcicki, CEO of YouTube, that Ryan was actually being quite sensical in his actions, his account was restored.

Following the Reign of Ryan, over 160 governments were overthrown in part to his incredible messaging on his YouTube channel.

Terrorist Attacks
8-Bit Ryan claimed responsibility for hundreds of attacks. A full list of them can be found here.

When Ryan engages in his attacks, he takes the form of BaldiRyan. BaldiRyan is displayed below. BaldiRyan's most famous attack was the Battle of Awesomeness in 2017. In it, he attacked famous memer and awesome person Grandayy's house and completely wiped his home country of Malta off the map. Hundreds of thousands perished on the island under his brutal wrath.

When Malta was able to be settled again for human colonization in 2021, 4 years after the attack, Ryan established the "Islamic Republic of Baldi", making Baldi, who was deceased, the rightful king of the island nation. No government recognizes his republic.

Trivia

 * He is very tall
 * 8-Bit Ryan is a member of Antifa
 * 8-Bit Ryan named his channel "8-Bit Ryan" after his 8 Muslim brothers who perished from British rule during his uprising
 * You can join the 8-Bit Ryan uprising by subscribing to his YouTube channel
 * Ryan supports the actions of Darkiplier, including the Darkiplier incident of 1997
 * Ryan and Charlie Brown love sniffing bums
 * 8-Bit Ryan is factually the British version of Markiplier, and BaldiRyan is the British version of Darkiplier
 * 8-Bit Ryan is very sexy (see below)