Joe Biden

Joseph Robinet Biden Jr., (Chinese: 乔比登) born November 20, 1942, is a character and the main protagonist of the Joe Biden Roblox Movie series. He is the President of the United States and is objectively the greatest human being to ever live.

History
Not much is known about Joe Biden's early life. Conspiracy theorists believe he was born in Scranton, Pennsylvania, however there is substantial evidence that proves he was born in a cool apartment complex in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada. Biden's childhood was influenced by his love for hip hop, African-American culture, rap music and other children. Biden dedicated his life to becoming the first black white person. He got his signature dread hairstyle during this time. After Joe Biden realized that people for some reason were racist, he decided to become white again, but that didn't stop people from calling him remarks like "inside-out negro." Biden would beat the living shit out of anyone who would say this, and ultimately Joe Biden slaughtered dozens of these people who would say these things about him. This is where Joe Biden got his nickname "Berserk Biden" and "Bonkers Biden."

After his family moved out of Pennsylvania Victoria and into Delaware, Biden became more like his modern self. He started to dedicate his life to finding the legendary sasquatch and the Lochness monster. It was during this period of his life that Joe Biden discovered that people can become ghosts, as he met a ghost in Delaware named "ਮ̡̼̼͓̹͌́̑̌̋̈͗͒́͘ਜ̴̷਼̢͓͓̻̫̤̠͍̙̹̦̳̯̅͒̌̀̀̈̅̂̈́͐̄̈̓́͋͜͟ਾ̵̧̧̛̩̙̱̩̥̜̗͙̎̆̀̎̏̃͠ਕ̵̛̝̗͇͚͍́̏̆̃̈́̑̂̏͝ੀ̡̛̯̯̘̝̗͎̄̌́͂̒̏͘͘͝ਆ̢̯̘̣̼͕̜̖̖̐́̂͋͛͂͜͞" by Joe Biden. He and ਮ̡̼̼͓̹͌́̑̌̋̈͗͒́͘ਜ̴̷਼̢͓͓̻̫̤̠͍̙̹̦̳̯̅͒̌̀̀̈̅̂̈́͐̄̈̓́͋͜͟ਾ̵̧̧̛̩̙̱̩̥̜̗͙̎̆̀̎̏̃͠ਕ̵̛̝̗͇͚͍́̏̆̃̈́̑̂̏͝ੀ̡̛̯̯̘̝̗͎̄̌́͂̒̏͘͘͝ਆ̢̯̘̣̼͕̜̖̖̐́̂͋͛͂͜͞ would go on adventures that were pretty cool.

Under the Ronald Reagan administration, ਮ̡̼̼͓̹͌́̑̌̋̈͗͒́͘ਜ̴̷਼̢͓͓̻̫̤̠͍̙̹̦̳̯̅͒̌̀̀̈̅̂̈́͐̄̈̓́͋͜͟ਾ̵̧̧̛̩̙̱̩̥̜̗͙̎̆̀̎̏̃͠ਕ̵̛̝̗͇͚͍́̏̆̃̈́̑̂̏͝ੀ̡̛̯̯̘̝̗͎̄̌́͂̒̏͘͘͝ਆ̢̯̘̣̼͕̜̖̖̐́̂͋͛͂͜͞ was killed. Joe Biden saw this as a failure of Ronald Reagan to assert the rights of all people and vented his frustration in the Crime Bill that sent black people to prison at incredibly high rates. Allegedly, Joe Biden talked about cursing Ronald Reagan with a crackling witch with a pointy hat. This witch then made Ronald Reagan become big and he inflated until he popped like a balloon. Biden didn't want to kill Ronald Reagan, but his frustrations caused the witch to misunderstand what Biden asked for and Biden felt guilty.

The Socialist Theory:
According to legend, Joe Biden was appointed by God to serve the great state of Delaware as a senator and crime fighter for millennia. For the majority of his term, he used his power to protect the United States from evil forces such as Chinese communism. However, rumor has it that Joe Biden is a communist in disguise, but God would not allow such a disgrace to affect the pure and holy Joe Biden.

The QANON Theory:
Some individuals believe Joe Biden is a factor in the QANON conspiracy, which states that all Democrats are evil demons and child molesters. Maybe this is true idk



Joe Biden Roblox Movie
In the Joe Biden Roblox Movie, Kamala Harris and Biden are faced with the challenge of overcoming the blackening of people by antagonist Justin Trudeau. After U.S. Soldiers are killed in attempting to put down this blackface threat, Joe Biden and Kamala realize that they need to go on their own to defeat Justin Trudeau, as per his demands. If they did not, Trudeau would unleash his "secret weapon."

Throughout the movie, Joe Biden struggles with doing basic skills because of his old age. As a result, Kamala Harris has to oftentimes be his caretaker. Its unknown as to whether Joe Biden needs Kamala Harris to bathe him but probably, that would make for a great scene in the Roblox Movie and Stewie Griffin Productions needs to include this or the movie will be fucking garbage.

= Trivia =


 * Joe Biden is actually 1.38e*21 years old
 * Biden really likes funny memes, such as despacito
 * Biden allegedly puts microchips in vaccines
 * Black Lives Matter was founded by Joe Biden
 * Joe Biden is for the palestine vs. Israel conflict
 * Nobody can remember who the president was who came before him
 * The Ghost of Barack Obama is Joe Biden's closest mentor
 * Joe Biden has a Discord account